"Move your fat butt, Mario, this tree ain't big enough for the both of us"
"Hey, there's next door's Jack Russells. Up here, guys!" [Explosion of frenzied barking] "Hehehehe!"
"Looking good my man."
"If I do my cute look, do you think she'll give me extra food?"
"OK, time to get down."
"Wait, is it really that far?"
"OK, just take it easy. One paw at a time"
"Phew, that's better. I can see the ground now."